MEMO TO SAN FRANCISCO DRIVERS

Looking when you drive will help ensure that you will live to see grandchildren. Not looking, however, when you were in the slow lane next to me, and I was accelerating, and then deciding to switch suddenly into my lane (without signalling) would probably have gotten us both killed if I had not seen your dumb ass first. Yay for slamming on brakes! NOT.

Just once, I would like to drive within a five mile radius of the City without being given a heart attack by its drivers, who seem hellbent on killing themselves and me at the same time. I want to live, thankyouverymuch.

I dropped Mark off at SFO today, which was why I drove today. Maybe next time I'll pay for a cab to take him.