"why don't you just blog it and get it over with"

[toastykitten]

Ok then.

Mark: Good god woman how many books do you have?

Me: Good lord honey how many jars of pickled foods do you have in your fridge?

There is an entire row in the fridge now devoted to pickled foods - cucumbers, okra, onions, etc.

Me: Why do you have more clothes than me?

Later, me: Oh, it's because you never throw any of them out. All these have holes in them.

Both of us: We have way too much fucking stuff. We're so hiring movers next time.