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Project Runway is back! YAY! So far I am liking the Atlanta dude, Michael Knight, and the older woman with negative breasts and five kids who is an architect, and the Barbie doll designer, Robert, and the pageant-wear designer Kayne, whose name I keep mistyping as Kanye.

Hate: Angela, from "o-HI-o", Vincent, whom I have dubbed "Woody Allen on meth", and that "punk" rock guy with no neck that I will refer to only as the Cardassian.

I don't know why they switched to summer, since they were already doing pretty well as a winter show. Maybe because there's less competition? I think it's still too early to tell at this point who's going to end up in the final three, but I think the least dramatic people will actually make it. They have a slightly older crew this year, and the maturity shows in the ones who've decided to opt out of the drama.

In the past few days, I've finished the following books:

Triton, by Samuel R. Delany - 1. This book will teach me to never ever read those blurbs on the covers. I kept expecting stuff to happen that didn't. 2. I don't know if all Delany's books are like this, but the info-dumps were a bit much. I like my info-dumps to be much simpler and more fluid, not take up ten pages for each detail of the structure of future society. It just makes me think the main character never went to school in his world, or wasn't very observant about it. 3. Ugh, I hated the characters. It took me nearly two months to read because I hated all the characters so much. The protagonist was kind of aimless, his best friend kept hitting on him even though he's not gay, his love interest was really annoying. 4. The war that the planet is involved in lasts maybe two days. I just kept expecting more to happen. Maybe I should re-read it, but I might end up throwing it at the wall. I haven't really read Delany's work before other than a few essays - maybe his shorter works are better? 5. I also ended up laughing at Delany's ideas of "futuristic space fashion".

The World's Worst: A Guide to the Most Disgusting Hideous Inept and Dangerous People, Places and Things on Earth, by Mark Frauenfelder - Frankly, if you already read BoingBoing this book is unnecessary. It doesn't even go into as much detail as the posts on the same subjects in his blog do. There should have been more pictures. I finished this coming home yesterday.

Angel Sanctuary Book 1, by Kaori Yuki - I actually already have this manga series on my bookshelf. However, I bought them in Japanese, because at the time, I was under the delusion that I would actually learn Japanese well enough to read it. Anyway, the only way I can describe the series is: CRACKTASTIC. First, there's the incest. And the mixed-race weirdness. Then the whole battle between the angels and the demons, and right now, from what I can tell, the demons are the good guys. And the demons have declared war against God, and they might actually win! Oh, and did I mention the incest? It's even more fucked up than the Flowers in the Attic stuff. I borrowed this translation from the library - they only have up to book 6.

The Reach of a Chef, by Michael Ruhlman - Actually, I'm still reading this one. I think I'll be done tomorrow. It's okay, but not as good as I thought it would be.

Total number of books I've owned: Right now, about a couple hundred. It would be more if I had the money for Japanese comic books, or more space, and also, if I weren't so completely addicted to magazines.

Last book I bought: Zora Neale Hurston's Every Tongue Got to Confess. Hurston is one of my favorite writers ever - there are very few books as perfect as Their Eyes Were Watching God, and I just love her way with language. As an anthropologist, she went out and collected stories from black people out in the South, but it was never completed at the time of her life. The book's title is taken from one of the stories, where a preacher says something like, "Every tongue got to confess, every soul got..." to something about not asking too much from god. Then a woman stands up and says, "Lord, make my ass bigger." It's really, really funny, and kind of wrong in places, too. I loved the turn of the century - there was so much happening in creative circles - art movements, Harlem Renaissance, the first modern writers.

Last book I read: Does a zine count? I finished Cometbus: Chicago Stories. Or maybe Cheeky Angel, manga #5. Zines are pretty much hit-or-miss with me - they are either too short with not enough writing, or too full of writing that is precious or stilted. Cometbus was ok, but I don't know, I didn't feel like I was really with the writer. Cheeky Angel is an okay manga with a contrived premise about gender issues. I prefer the artist's first manga, about two normal guys who one day change their haircuts and decide to be bad boys in order to get respect.

Last book I finished: Cometbus. See above comments.

Five books that mean a lot to me:

Woman Warrior: Memoirs of a Girlhood Among Ghosts, by Maxine Hong Kingston - Nothing I've read from her since ever topped this book. I relate to this book, but Kingston's imagination and writing are so powerful that every time I pick up this book, I get lost in it. I first read this around sixth grade, I think, and then I picked up Joy Luck Club afterwards and thought, damn, Amy Tan's writing doesn't even hold a candle to Kingston, no matter how mysterious she tried to make Chinese culture sound.

Their Eyes Were Watching God, by Zora Neale Hurston - Like I said, perfect book. It takes a while for you to get used to the language, but once you figure it out, you just get caught up in Janie's awakening, or coming-of-age, however you prefer to view it. I guess what makes it appeal to me is the non-judgmental way Hurston reveals Janie's self-realization. Also, Hurston writes so beautifully sometimes it hurts.

The Blue Castle, by L.M. Montgomery - This is total wish-fulfillment fantasy, by the way. It's written by the same person who wrote the Anne of Green Gable series, and The Blue Castle is one of her lesser-known works. It's notable for having a strong female protagonist who decides to say what she thinks (this is right before the first World War) and being critical of Victorian social strictures, as well as bringing up unsavory topics, such as out-of-wedlock pregnancies. It's kind of hard to find a copy in bookstores, but you can get it online at the Australian Gutenberg site. (The American Gutenberg site doesn't have it because of stupid American copyright issues.)

The Martian Chronicles, by Ray Bradbury - Before I found out that Bradbury was a racist, bitter, stupid Bush-voting man, I read this, and found it really touching. Later I would read more of Bradbury's works, and realize that all his writerly faults show up first in here, and that he's more of a fantasist than a science-fiction writer. The writing in this one is still very powerful.

Any of the colored Fairy Books by Andrew Lang - I LOVE fairy tales. These collections really appealed to me as a kid, and I would just get utterly lost in them. I reread some of them last year, and just realized how WRONG some of these fairy tales were. Also, Disney sanitized everything. But whatever, I like reading about princesses and fairies and fighting monsters and dumb princes.